Counterculture and Jane Austen

A chronology of a young romantic's journey through college and eventually real life.

burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

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thecutestofthecute:

Great Danes are gentle giants.

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sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

(via insane-andalittle-magnificent)

seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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(via insane-andalittle-magnificent)

olicitysqueen:

Arrow + what really happened

have YOU accepted Felicity Smoak as your lord and savior?

(via porcelainarmy)

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

(via loveemileerose)

khaleesibeyonce:

LOL YES.

by bookwyrmbound:

The (Tarnished) Silmarillion

Full-leather fine binding of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Silmarillion. The Two Trees are surface-gilt on the cover in metals that will tarnish, so over time the book will literally reenact their destruction. However the one fruit and flower that became the sun and moon are surface-gilt in gold and palladium, and will stay bright.

The edge decoration, sprinkled gilt and palladium over gouache, depicts the fate of the silmarils: “one in the airs of heaven, and one in the fires of the heart of the world, and one in the deep waters.”

The titling is done in palladium with finishing tools that I made myself, because I couldn’t pass up the chance to use Feanorean letters to title the book where Feanor is one of the central characters.

(longer post about the binding here, written when I originally bound it)

(via bookporn)

guys:

uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

guys:

ew fat chicks

guys:

why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying

guys:

ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol

guys:

why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it

guys:

oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?

guys:

haha girls suck at math/science/sports

guys:

a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband

guys:

why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it

guys:

oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

You said it yourself, bitch, we’re the guardians of the galaxy.

(Source: peterjquil, via fontinosantana)

yabitchass:

spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

This is the trick to his pelvic sorcery

(Source: ppedropascal, via dont-touch-my-cassbutt)

readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

x

Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

(via dont-touch-my-cassbutt)

“I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?”

—   Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

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fishingboatproceeds:

liamdryden:

hanklerfishcomic:

fishingboatproceeds:

(I am in the hospital at the moment due to viral meningitis but feeling better each day, so much so that I can now look at tumblr on my phone without searing head pain.)
I can’t tell you how much all these kind messages/get well soons/stuff on heads posts have cheered me up.
Thank you.

Aww, I’m so glad you appreciate it, John! Elephants, you’re doing good, keep at it! 

How did Nerdfighteria accidentally develop a menagerie where every animal is smallIs the Giant Squid of Anger actually just a regular-sized squid

The regular sized squid who lived in a tiny world that thought him a giant.

fishingboatproceeds:

liamdryden:

hanklerfishcomic:

fishingboatproceeds:

(I am in the hospital at the moment due to viral meningitis but feeling better each day, so much so that I can now look at tumblr on my phone without searing head pain.)

I can’t tell you how much all these kind messages/get well soons/stuff on heads posts have cheered me up.

Thank you.

Aww, I’m so glad you appreciate it, John! Elephants, you’re doing good, keep at it! 

How did Nerdfighteria accidentally develop a menagerie where every animal is small

Is the Giant Squid of Anger actually just a regular-sized squid

The regular sized squid who lived in a tiny world that thought him a giant.